Candy Pink

I heard him raise his voice one night, "Jesus H Christ Cindy, Not him again"! I put the scope to the wall and heard mom saying, "Please honey, she is my only living relative now and please call her Candy". "What kind of a god damned name is Candy Pink"?! I heard mom say that "Candy Pink" was the name she modeled under and her real name was Candace Keating. "Just like my maiden name honey".

They were arguing about having this person visit for Christmas. "Damn it Ralph she looks better than 99.9999 of real women out there. "Ralph Junior will never know a thing and she promised to tone it all down". I heard my dad saying the no freak like that could look like a real girl enough for me not to notice. My mom said that she had a link to her website and they would just have a look and decide.

The next thing I heard was my dad saying, "Holy Shit". "My God Cindy she looks like a freakin Barbie doll with bigger boobs and she has a bigger dick than I do. I head the phrase "Holy Shit", about 50 times in the next hour as they looked at her member's area. "Jesus H Christ Cindy, She, He, It is pissing in a real girls pussy through a speculum"! Then I heard, Jeeeeesssussss, she is drinking her own piss from a pussy with a crazy straw! "Damn honey, I admit she is a gorgeous doll but, damn".

"Cindy, look at this, she is in a pink satin little girls dress jerking off in a soiled diaper"! I heard him exclaim the leather outfit she wore in one set must have cost a small fortune. Then something about look at this and then no way on earth is she/he/it coming here. My mom must have been seeing those photos the same way. My mom was very open-minded and she agreed with him. Candy Pink was not welcome, sister or not.

The last thing I heard was my dad saying they should change the password on the family filter so I could never find candypink.com. He said it scarred him for life. "Honey I made the new password, CandyPink". I went to bed knowing where I was going on the computer the next day! I am far from dumb and had figured out my moms brother was now her sister!