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A-Trainin'

Having saved the 'economy'—or at least allowed one broker to regain his focus so that he might function somewhat more efficiently...I rose, smoothed my dress and made for exit as the train pulled into the station....

I was joined by the beauty who had caused most of his travail—almost.... We both blew him a kiss as we stepped from the train....he remained glued to his seat—cum can be like that....

As we mounted the stairs arm in arm she whispered about naked 'hedge' fun, 'deposits,' 'withdrawals,' 'liquidity,' and the possibilities of all kinds of 'inflation' and 'busting' as we hailed a cab for uptown....no need for the 'quickest way to Harlem' this time—in fact, she suggested we stop on route—time to check MY 'portfolio' and run through my 'assets'....she assured me she had brought the right 'tools'....